I'll never understand women until the day I die. I went over to this cute lady at the bar and asked her her name. She said, "Kiss my ass!" So I tried but she, her boyfriend and the bartender all attacked me with bar stools. Then when the police arrive, they arrested ME! ....Or they will, if I make it past what the docs are calling, "The critical stage."
An Honest Attempt To Please Her
Submitted by Bureau
Thursday, 5 March 2009