Sex and Violence

Submitted by Mr. Lizard

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

A man comes home in the middle of the afternoon unexpectedly and finds his wife laying naked in bed. When asked why, the wife replied "I was feeling sick and thought I'd just stay in bed today."

The husband then noticed a dampened towel on the bed. "I was feverish and put the towel on my head to bring down my temperature." stated the wife quickly.

The husband then went into the bathroom and came out with a straight razor and a strop and began to hone the blade.

"What are you gonna do with that, honey?" asked the wife nervously.

"If that towel dries up soft, I'm gonna shave."

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