Hats Off!

Submitted by norma snockers

Friday, 20 February 2009

A man is sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he has a hat over his cock.

A woman walks past and says a bit snidely, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raises an eyebrow and replies, "If you weren't so ugly, it'd lift itself."

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