An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighbourhood bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop messing around with his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said. "I can't," the womaniser replied, taking a long swill. "The jerk didn't sign his name!"