The Stud

Submitted by norma snockers

Friday, 20 February 2009

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighbourhood bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop messing around with his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said. "I can't," the womaniser replied, taking a long swill. "The jerk didn't sign his name!"

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