Police Dog

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

One hot summer day, Trudy came to town with her dog, tied it in the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"

Trudy said it was hers.

"Well, your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.

The blonde replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shady tree."

The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."

"No way," said the blonde. "My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin."

The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!"

Trudy looked at the cop and said, "Well ok, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog."

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