A sailor who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port.
"I have missed you so much and I can't wait to make love to you. I want you to come down to the pier to meet me, and I want you to bring the station wagon and have a mattress ready in the back so we can do it as soon as I step ashore."
The young lady, who was just as anxious to make love, sent him a reply.
"I will get the station wagon ready as you said, but you had better be the first one off that ship, sailor, because I will not be checking I.D. cards!"