Who dunnit?

Submitted by kennice

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

A Bible class discussion ensued thus:

Teacher:Who accused Jesus?

Pupil: The Jews.

Teacher: Who judged and condemned him?

Pupil: The Romans.

Teacher: Then if the Jews accused him and the Romans condemned him, then who killed him?

A six year old stood and said, The Carpenters killed Jesus.

And that was the end of the Bible class.


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