The Generous Prostitue

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

A group of one hundred freshmen from McGill University each contributed 10 bucks to the kitty. When the money was collected, they drew lots to see which one would have the night's pleasure of visiting Montreal's most famous call girl who charges one thousand dollars for a super sex fling.

That night the winner, a love-starved, panting youth named Spencer, went to her luxurious boudoir and handed her the money.

"That's a huge sum of money for a college boy to have," she told him.

He explained the entire situation to her, telling her how all the boys had drawn lots to see who would have the joy of her shapely favors. She was touched by the story and remembered her early days when a buck looked plenty big in her purse. With softening heart she said, "I'm going to do something that I've never done before. I'm going to give you back your money."

Then she gave him back his ten dollars.

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