This woman was talking to her friend when she got back from her recent trip to Spokane, Washington. Her friend asked her how she liked Spokane.
She answered, "I don't know, I never got there."
So the friend says, "You never got there... what do you mean?"
She answers, "You know me, I have to stop at every rest area and they all say 'clean bathrooms', well, it takes longer that you think!"