After getting pulled over by a state trooper, the guy asked me my name and I told him the truth, "Al Smith". He asked if I'd run that by him again. "Al Smith". He just stood there with his arms folded, so finally I said, "Engelbert Humperdinck".
"That's more like it. This old trooper didn't fall off the turnip truck, yesterday. You just go on and slow down a bit, Mr Humperdinck and let this be a lesson to you."