A priest, a minister, and a rabbi

Submitted by albob

Friday, 13 April 2007

Once upon a time, a priest, a minister, and a rabbi who were all very good friends were all having a drink down at the local pub. Then the priest said "It is very easy to convert people" To which the Minister said "Yes, it is" Then the Rabbi said "but it would be very hard to convert a bear." So the three friends decided to go out and convert a bear.

The next day, the priest, the minister, and the rabbi went into the woods looking for bears.

The priest found one first. The bear chased him for house, as the priest tried everything he could to convert the bear. Eventually he had to stop running. Right when the bear was about to eat him, he shouted "EVIL BE GONE" and the Bear was converted.

Then the Minister found one. The minister too got chased before falling into a river. The minister scooped water into his hand, baptised the bear, and suddenly it was converted.

Both the Priest and the minister sustained minor damage and were waiting for the Rabbi to return for hours.

When the Rabbi returned, he had no limbs and was covered in blood.

"I guess it wasn't such a good idea to start out with a circumcision" he said

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