Santa Claus was in the Grotto, when after days of young children filing past, he was confronted by a lovely looking eighteen year old girl. She sits herself down on Santa's knee and he asks her what she wants for Christmas. She says,
"Well Santa, I've got no pubic hairs on my pussy, and I wondered if you could get me some for Christmas?"
Santa replies, "Well I don't know, if I can get you Pubic hairs on your Pussy, will white whiskers do?"