Submitted by Moose&Squirell

Monday, 9 April 2007

A gentleman having just left the hospital, walked into the sports bar across the street to celebrate. "Drinks for everyone boys, it's on me!", He yelled to the other patrons at the bar, "My wife just gave birth to our 10th male child". Everyone raised their cup and clinked glasses in congratulating the proud Papa.

A drunk at the end of the bar said, "Ten boys? You know what you have there mister?! Have yourself a basketball team! Everyone again raised their glasses to toast the basketball team.

Another drunken customer told the the others..."That's nothing, I have 18 boys! The first drunk looked at him and says, "Sir...what you have a Baseball team!"

Again glasses clinked in celebration of the baseball team.

They were interrupted by a rather dapper, well dressed Englishman who announced, "That's rubbish! I have eighteen girls! The drunk looked at the proper gent for a whole minute. Then quietly whispered, "You have yourself...a golf course."

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