Sandra's Friday night

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Sandra and Cindy were talking about Sandra"s Friday night at the local pub. Sandra was saying,

"... and then the creep said, 'Why don't we play carpenter? We'll both get hammered; then I'll nail you'!"

Cindy replied, "Oh, gross! What did you say?"

Sandra answered smugly, "I said, 'No, thanks! You didn't bring enough wood.'"

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