A man was developing orange color crust with strange smell on his penis. He went to Doctor. All tests came out negative. Doctor was surprised at hard crust on his penis with bad smell and a potential new venereal disease. So he asked,
"Are you sexually active?"
The man said, "I go to women and they get scared off."
"So how do you spend your evenings?", asked the doctor.
The chap said, "I am frustrated so most nights I just rent a porno flick and sit there with my bag of Cheetos."