Daddy, what is an asteroid belt?

Submitted by Aspartame Boy

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

[.. I'll have to wing this one. Never heard of that!]

"Well son, you know what a pile is? Well, some people, people who drink too much diet soda with aspartame, they get WAY too many piles. So,they have wear an asteroid belt, like Santa Clause."

"Daddy, now I see why it takes so long to clean the chimney".

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