Dressing Alley Bums Helped

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 22 December 2008

Somehow I thought that dressing up all the passed out winos in clown suits would improve the image of our city or, at least, give it a certain artistic touch to visitors.

Tourists can tell their children, "See those guys sleeping in the alley? They are clowns that keep people laughing all over the city. Kind of like the human statues and the mimes in their invisible cubes."

However, Puke and feces are puke and feces. Well, I'll tell Bloomberg it was worth a try.

I.M. Moleturd

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