A new bill to eliminate all run-offs has been been approved in the Senate. Also, no more stall footsy games. Now if we can get them to pass that for all Barnes & Nobles Bookstores, we could all take our stack of books in there and read while we poop. You just can't enjoy a good cookbook recipe when someone in the next stall has the runs.
Submitted by Bureau
Monday, 22 December 2008