The Jewish Golfer

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 21 December 2008

Avrahom has done very well in business and is now very rich. One day, to show off his new Bentley Continental car, he tells his driver to take him to the exclusive 'Neasden Golf Club'. But when they get there, a sign over the door clearly states that Jews are not permitted access.

Undeterred, Avrahom says to his driver, "Wait here for me."

His driver replies, "But sir, the sign! - they'll kick you out immediately."

"But I don't have to tell them I'm Jewish," says Avrahom, as he walks to the gate.

So his driver waits. One hour goes by, then two and soon three.

Then, after three and a half hours, Avrahom is thrown out by two tough looking security guards.

His driver asks, "So what happened, sir?"

"Everything was OK until we got to the eighth hole," replies Avrahom. "I sliced my drive and the ball dropped into the lake. I shouted out, 'Oh, my God, what shall I do now?' and then the waters separated and everybody knew."

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