Never done this before.

Submitted by Rusty

Thursday, 18 December 2008

An 18 year old was having pre-nuptial sex / shagging his 16 year old g/f in the back of the station wagon down a quiet country lane, well after dark. Into it, nearing the vinegar strokes when ! : Torch shines thru the screen.

RentaPlod : orders the lad out, asks his age / driving licence, her age etc.

Kid is shitting himself.

Tells the RentaPlod :"For Christ's sake, I'll do anything, just don't let her Dad know, okay?"

Plod says "Yeah okay, but I'm the next in the back of the truck."

Kid agrees n says "Okay".

Plod starts to take his pants down, ready to get in the back of the station wagon.

Kid is stood right behind him, visibly nervous and shaking.

"Hey boy, what the Hell's wrong with you?" the plod asks.

""I dunno," he replies, "Just never done fucked a plod before."

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