Two blonde rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labelled, "chickens."
"Chickens, eh?" says one blonde. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the blonde with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."
The other blonde scratches her head and guesses, "Um... five?"
