Once a girl wanted to leave the U.S.A. for France but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to despair.
"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship, hide you in my cabin, and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?"
She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food.
The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."