Slightly Confused Teenager

Submitted by Rusty

Friday, 12 December 2008

A thirteen-year old comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"

"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up with her school friends and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it damage my teeth?"

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