Slutty Red Riding Hood was talking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
"Ah-ha!" the wolf said, "Now I've got you. And I'm going to f*ck you!"
"F*ck me?" Slutty Red Riding Hood said angrily. "Damn it! First, you've got to eat me, like the book says!"