A couple of Irish hunters are out in the woods when Mick falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Paddy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend Mick has just dropped dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Paddy's voice comes back on the line and says: "Okay, now what?"
