Dumb Builders

Submitted by Rusty

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Some guys in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check."

After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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