Girl does hanstands; learns to write.

Submitted by Bunts

Monday, 5 February 2007

Mum was horrified when she returned from the shops and found her 5-year old daughter, surrounded by a crowd of lads, doing hand-stands against a wall.

"You shouldn't do that, dear. Those boys are looking at your knickers"

Next week, the child bursts into the house. "Mummy, they don't look at my knickers now. I've stopped wearing them"

And then there was the girl who danced into the kitchen, brimming with pride, saying "Mummy, mummy, we learned to write at school today"

"Lovely dear. What did you write"

"Dunno. We don't learn to read until next month"

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