A dear wager

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 1 December 2008

A world class sprinter was chatting with some friends in a fancy restaurant when he boasted.

"I'm so fast, I'm sure I could beat a deer."

A man at the next table heard the claim and approached the table. He said,

"I heard you. I have a trained deer at my animal farm that I don't think you could beat. And to prove it, I'll wager $1,000,000.00 against your $!0,000.00 to prove you're wrong."

The athlete, unwilling to be shown-up before his friends reluctantly accepted the bet. As the day of the big event which would be shown live on "Wide World of Sports" approached, our hero became nervous and asked his trainer for advise on how he could possibly outrun a deer.

The trainer answered, "It's quite simple. All you have to do is "Pass The Buck."

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