Calling in Sick

Submitted by Madame Bitters

Sunday, 23 November 2008

This morning one of my employees called me an hour befor his shift started. He said he wouldn't be in today.

"Why not?" I asked him. He stammered for a bit and then told me he was sick.

"What's wrong?" I asked him.

"Look, I'm-I'm just sick, okay?" he said.

"Are you going to the doctor?"

There was a lenghty pause. "No."

"If you really are sick you need to go to the doctor. If you bring me a doctor's note the next time you come in, I won't count this absence against you."

"The doctor can't help me!" he exploded. "I'm just really, really sick!"

"You really don't want to lie to me," I threatened him. "or you may not have a job to come back to."

"I'm not lying! I'm fucking a dead racoon! How sick is that?!"


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