The Strong Willed Bride

Submitted by P.M. Wortham

Friday, 21 November 2008

A young couple is about to get married, but the groom's father is from the old country and advises him on how to manage his new wife.

"You let her know from the very beginning that you're the man, you make the decisions, you run the family, and you will have no trouble in the marriage."

On the wedding night while the bride was preparing herself in the bathroom for the evening's nuptials, the groom was trying to think of way to convey papa's message.

She walked out of the bathroom covered in lace and ready for action, but the groom threw his pants at her, he said "Put those on, go ahead put them on".

She replied, "I can't wear these, they are too big." He says, "That's right, I am the man. I wear the pants in the family. I make the decisions."

She thought a minute, took off her panties and threw them in his face. She said, "Put those on, go ahead step into those and put them on."

"I can't get into these" he said.

She responded, "That's right, and you'll never get into those until you change that bullshit attitude."

"Yes dear".

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