Submitted by Bunts

Saturday, 6 January 2007

What is the difference between an English Test

Cricketer and a smoker?

A smoker would never throw away his last match.

(The Barmy Army have set fire to the England bus. In future, the England 'A' team will play the England 'B' team for the Ashes (of the coach), thus stopping the Aussies winning.)

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