Soft Boiled Eggs

Submitted by P.M. Wortham

Monday, 17 November 2008

I woke up this morning to find my wife in the kitchen naked, getting ready to cook some soft boiled eggs. She heard me come in, dropped the eggs in water and turned to greet me, she said,

"Take me and make love to me right here, right now."

Without a second to lose, I lifted her to the top of the butcher block table and took care of business in the only way a real man knows how to. It was fantastic.

As soon as we were done she hopped off the table and returned to the stove without so much as a comment. I asked simply, "What was that all about?" to which she replied...

"Well, the egg timer was broken so......"

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