Submitted by Rusty

Saturday, 15 November 2008

Two girls were comparing boyfriends.

"Mine's the best," said the first. "I call him Seven-Up because he's cock's seven inches long and he's always up!"

"Oh yeah," exclaimed the other, "I call my boyfriend Jack Daniels because he's the best hard licker there is!"

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