Days Like This

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 14 November 2008

Mother said there'd be days like this when you suddenly find yourself in a miniskirt being chased by dwarfs beating you with whiffle bats and dressed like Alfred Hitchcock until you run through a door and there's nothing there but a fifty-foot drop but a giant ape catches you and carries you off swimming to some far away island. Oh Mother, Mother, Mother. Why did I ever doubt you??

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