The Radish and the Onion

Submitted by drugtestallpoliticians

Saturday, 23 December 2006

A radish and an onion were driving down the street in a small car and were involved in a terrible accident.

The radish wakes up in the hospital and asks , "what happened , where am I , and where is my good friend the Onion ?"

The doctor says , "you were in a terrible accident and you are in the hospital. I have good news and bad news about your friend the Onion:

....the good news is your Onion friend is perfectly all right

....the bad news is he is going to be a vegetable the rest of his life ! "

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