A Texas billionaire and his wife take a vacation to Paris, seeing all of the sights and enjoying tours of the famous city.
They stopped off at a prominent art gallery, and spent over a million American dollars on paintings by Monet, van Gogh, and other famous artists.
The husband turns to his wife and says, "Okay, darlin', that takes care of the postcards, let's go find us some gifts fer our friends back home!"