I love red, I love blue,
But most of all...
I love chartreuse.
Repeat 10 times to self in mirror on bad hair days.
Stick pins into ….oh.... just anything, really, with a sense of hope and expectation, except yourself and anything else that breathes. This does not include wintering mice, (actual mice, not anything animated related to Disney who are our friends) or their accompanying entourage, the fly family. The fly family is known for their famous contribution, the Poo Plague. This means they are "infamous", like the Antichrist.
Wash, rinse repeat.