These seem to be the three or four main excuses Republicans give for not impeaching Donald Trump.
“Yeah, he tried to enlist, through bribery, the help of a foreign government to win an election, but what the fuck? Who doesn’t?”
“Really? Do you think this dumb fuck and incompetent is smart enough to try to carry this off?”
“This is just the way he talks—he’s a DISRUPTER!” (which means, apparently, you can’t trust what Donald Trump says).
“Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.”