St. Peter was showing some new arrivals around the place when they came to a room full of clocks.
"What are all these clocks for?" one of the new people asked.
"Well, when a person is born they get a clock here and every time they lie, the hand goes around. This helps us when it's time to judge them," said St. Paul.
"I see a lot of politician's clocks here, but don't see one for Donald Trump. Doesn't he have one?" asked the new guy.
"Oh yes, he has one!" spoke St. Peter. "We keep his in the office to use for a ceiling fan."