After a restless night in bed, and with the sun about to come up, a wife moans as her husband rolls onto his side with a loud grunt.
"Are you awake?" she asks.
"Yeah. So?" he replies.
"I didn't get any sleep at all last night! The entire night, from midnight to 5am, you were rolling from side to side, over and over, and cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband asks with a sneer, "Who says I was asleep?!"
Talking In Your Sleep
Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano
Sunday, 10 February 2019