Donald Trump goes vegan

Submitted by queen mudder

Wednesday, 6 February 2019

Donald Trump goes to see the doctor, complaining a newly imposed strict vegan diet is a real pain in the ass. The physician immediately gives him an MRI scan confirming an initial diagnosis.

There’s good news and there’s not so good news Mr President the doctor says looking at the scan results.

The good news is we’ve found a lettuce leaf growing inside your rectum.

Unfortunately, that’s just the tip of the iceberg.


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