Pope acts to protect Nuns

Submitted by Chrisser

Wednesday, 6 February 2019

The Pope today announced that he is taking strident actions to prevent sexual abuse and physical injury to nuns.

As to that other issue, well he's working on getting a committee together to decide if an investigative panel should be formed to look into some silly rumors that pop-up from time to time when they can't be squashed by threats of eternal damnation and the (wink, wink) fires of the "basement" corrective behavior modification division.

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