So how do you turn a cat into a dog? My father taught me this trick. You get a can of gasolene, pour it carefully all over the cat, making sure to cover it from head to tail. Then you light a match, and throw it on the cat, and it'll go "woof".
How do you turn a cat into a dog?
Submitted by Red.S.Crotum
Tuesday, 4 September 2018