Green Eggs and Trump

Submitted by Al N.

Friday, 10 August 2018

He is Trump. Trump he is.
I do not like him, Trump he is.
Does Trump like to tell the truth?
Trump, he hates to tell the truth.
He lies here and he lies there.
Trump tells lies everywhere.
He tells lies in a box.
He lies when he is on Fox.
He lies when he is in the House
He lies when he opens his mouth
He lies when he is under oath
Small and big lies he tells both
He lies when he is on a plane
He lies when he says he’s not insane
He lies when he is on a boat
Making up a phony quote
He lies when he says he knows
Lies he heard about his foes
He lies about anything at all
So the outcome he can stall!

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