Me? A porn star?

Submitted by Paxton Quigley

Tuesday, 10 April 2018

Bring it on.

My agent called me today to tell me that he has received an offer for me of £10,000 for a role in a hardcore porn film co-starring with Jennifer Lawrence.
Of course, with an offer like that I have just made an appointment with my bank manager to ask for a loan.


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