Racists on other planets

Submitted by Purple Girl

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Things overheard on other planets that were said by racists:

"I can't be racist. I mean, some of my best friends are Green."

"You're quite pretty, at least for a Blue girl."

"You all know that orange guy stole my spaceship."

"Why are the two-headed people so stupid?"

"You know what tentacled people always have on their minds..."

"I don't care if Purple people are good people, I don't want to be around them."

"Slime-producing people are unsanitary, so get out of my store!"

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