Finding Jesus

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Monday, 27 February 2017

I'm watching Finding Jesus on CNN for the umpteenth time (where the Jesus looks whiter than a Georgia country club). CNN shows this schmaltz every year to prime credulous Christians for the gory spectacle (Easter) that is so central to belief "system."

And I'm thinking, about Finding Jesus, "Why doesn't someone just get this poor, confused man a compass?"

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