Elephant's Memory

Submitted by Al N.

Thursday, 30 June 2016

A man saw a baby elephant in the woods limping. Getting him to raise his leg, the man pulled a large thorn out of the baby's foot.

Years later, the man was at a circus and one of the elephants kept looking at him and getting all excited.

"Could it be him?" the man wondered.

So the man went up to the elephant gate and the elephant reached over with his trunk. He grabbed the man with his trunk AND SLAMMED HIM AGAINST THE WALL, killing him instantly.

I guess it wasn't the same elephant.

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