A Jew Dies And Goes To Heaven

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Friday, 16 October 2015

A Jew dies and goes to heaven; St. Peter looks at him and says, "you're a Jew, aren't you?"
The guy goes, "well yes so i'm a Jew already", and St. Peter goes, "you never thought of us at xmas, wtf made you think you could come in here now? fuck off"
That's it; it's not nice but that's how it is

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