Submitted by ExiledRoyal

Friday, 29 May 2015

I phoned the wife from work this morning.

"Can I ask you a question? Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you, and they're stabbing it?" I asked her.

"No I don't?" she replied, sounding a bit puzzled.

"How about now ...?"

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